TOP STORIES!
- Red Lobster Is Reportedly Heading For Bankruptcy After Losing Millions On Endless Shrimp
- Nine Year Old ‘Seagull Boy’ wins European screeching competition
- Trump VP contender Kristi Noem writes of killing dog – and goat – in new book
- Biden reads out ‘pause’ instruction during speech to union members in gaffe reminiscent of Ron Burgundy
- Harvey Weinstein taken to hospital after transferring to Rikers Island jail ahead of court appearance
- Airplane passenger fined in Sydney for urinating in a cup
INTERNATIONAL NEWS
- Proposed Chinese train station resembles a massive sanitary pad
RELIGIOUS NEWS
- Russell Brand announces baptism after months-long spiritual journey: ‘Taking the plunge’
- Virtual AI priest ‘Father Justin’ who believes he’s REAL and can absolve your sins faces backlash over bizarre answers
- Charlotte evangelical pastor in national spotlight, called Trump Bible ‘disgusting’
FINANCIAL NEWS
- A woman wheeled a corpse into bank to co-sign a loan last week and was promptly arrested
SCIENCE
- Cicadas are nature’s weirdos. They pee stronger than us and an STD can turn them into zombies
TRUE CRIME (we call it that for the algorithm)
- Woman takes off from Texas park with stolen geese
- Man Allegedly Bench-Presses Goose for 10 Minutes at L.A. Park; Goose Allegedly Loves It
HEALTH NEWS
- Daily showers are purely ‘performative’ and have no real health benefit, experts insist
- British farmers using Axe body spray to keep rams from fighting – UPI.com
SHOCKING NEWS
- Trans grandma able to breastfeed baby with help of experimental hormone drugs
FEEL GOOD STORIES
- Seeing a demon in your room when you wake up is more common than you think
- Va. farmers find new egg market after Tyson Foods shut down Glen Allen plant
MOVIE REVIEW
- MONKEY MAN. Starring Dave Patel.